Good Morning From The Land Of Satire And Huge Animals

 

Bovinus Stockshowius, A Recent Visitor To Denver at the National Western Stock Show! Not To Be Missed!

SATIRE TODAY

Boulder is home to a tremendous variety of wildlife. We are great at co-existing, especially when faced with specific threats to our ecosystem. Prairie Dogs are a great example of the ongoing struggle to co-exist. BUFFS are of course working on the problem.

THEN we have the wild, dangerous beasts only dreamed of in Jurassic Park. Remember, that was just a park. I’m going introduce you to more than a mere “park.” We’re going to explore and learn about certain more dangerous Boulder animals; ones worthy of respect and caution.

Sometimes a trip through rough waters with a professional escort is necessary to reach the habitats of these Boulder migrants. They should have stayed here! Now they’re nothing more than skin and bones!

Parents, please warn your children that these animals are members of the genus animus imaginus and that they will never see one. It’s the nature of the beast.

Here we go. Our first giant of the morning is the huge Tyrannosaurus Rex. This group of huge dinosaurs after more years than you can easily count finally got the attention it deserved in a series of movies. Only on the giant screen could the T. Rex begin to show its giant size.

Dinosaurus Tyrannosaurus Bonius. Proud Beast Found In Museums Staring At Visitors. Also Found In The Gift Shop

This bad girl speaks for herself! Simply stay back. More….More….. Oh Well. The next time I say “stay back,” you’d better stay back.

Botus Giganticus. Many Are Seen Around Large Seaports. Give Them A Wide Berth!

Some animals are not going extinct, but are doing the opposite! With time, they are becoming even more prolific. For example, here’s the Oceanus Cruisius Gigantus. These are frequently seen up and down the Atlantic Coast, should be approached with caution, and are know to carry dangerous quantities of alcohol. Care is called for.

When All Else Fails, When Your Life Preserver Has Been On For The Last Two Hours, And That Was Three Hours After You Went In Thge Water, It’s Time To Call For Professional Help.

Even when we find ourselves overcome by some of these larger animals, help is sometimes on the way. Either way, you get a GREAT view of the sunrise.

May be wind be over your port bow, may your suntan oil be thick.

Leonard Frieling
  • Senior Counsel Emeritus to the Boulder Law firm Dolan + Zimmerman LLP : (720)-610-0951
  • Former Judge
  • Photographer of the Year, AboutBoulder 2023
  • First Chair and Originator of the Colorado Bar Association’s Cannabis Law Committee, a National first.
  • Previous Chair, Boulder Criminal Defense Bar (8 years)
  • Twice chair Executive Counsel, Colorado Bar Association Criminal Law Section
  • NORML Distinguished Counsel Circle
  • Life Member, NORML Legal Committee
  • Life Member, Colorado Criminal Defense Bar
  • Board Member Emeritus, Colorado NORML
  • Chair, Colorado NORML, 7 years including during the successful effort to legalize recreational pot in Colorado
  • Media work, including episodes of Fox’s Power of Attorney, well in excess of many hundreds media interviews, appearances, articles, and podcasts, including co-hosting Time For Hemp for two years.
  • Board member, Author, and Editor for Criminal Law Articles for the Colorado Lawyer, primary publication of the Colorado Bar Assoc. 7 Years, in addition to having 2 Colorado Lawyer cover photos, and numerous articles for the Colorado Lawyer monthly publication.
  • LEAP Speaker, multi-published author, University lectures Univ. of Colorado, Boulder, Denver University Law School, Univ. of New Mexico, Las Vegas NM, and many other schools at all levels.
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