Driving outside of Boulder is hazardous. Some, not all, but some of the drivers on my warm-weather escape are a tad challenging. Truth be told, it can be downright terrifying to navigate the highways outside of our home in Boulder. Perhaps the best way to adapt to this different style of driving is to have a specially designed car, meant for the rigors of aggressive fast and tightly packed drivers and cars.

With that in mind, the following Florida Freeway TurboGuardian design is offered to the world. It is intended for safe driving in an unsafe environment. I wanted to share my design here, first. So in the spirit of safety and sanity, mine being challenged daily, I share this with the world. I give you…..

                          THE TURBO-GUARDIAN ORIGINAL

 

                   Turbo-Guardian II

For the feint of heart, perhaps the economy model of the full-sized Turbo-Guardian is more attractive. In that spirit, I offer the Turbo-Guardian II.  While retaining many of the advance features of the premier Turbo-Guardian Original, the “II” or “DeuceGuard” as it is known by its aficionados, comes un-painted, and without the 975 horsepower turbo of the original. Instead it comes standard with a 1250 horsepower nuclear fusion engine.

Finally, I offer a third option, the Turbo-Guardian Extreme Max! This final offering is at home from  the highways of Florida to the off-road needs in Colorado. It is truly an all-purpose all-road all off-road vehicle. I have a pair on order, to be delivered once the sound system is installed. All models have full leather interiors and 1200 watt 7 channel sound systems with dual subwoofers.

                                  The Turbo-Guardian Extreme Max

Drive safely!

Lenny Lensworth Frieling

May the wind be over your port bow, and may your sunscreen be thick.

Leonard Frieling
  • Senior Counsel Emeritus to the Boulder Law firm Dolan + Zimmerman LLP : (720)-610-0951
  • Former Judge
  • Photographer of the Year, AboutBoulder 2023
  • First Chair and Originator of the Colorado Bar Association’s Cannabis Law Committee, a National first.
  • Previous Chair, Boulder Criminal Defense Bar (8 years)
  • Twice chair Executive Counsel, Colorado Bar Association Criminal Law Section
  • NORML Distinguished Counsel Circle
  • Life Member, NORML Legal Committee
  • Life Member, Colorado Criminal Defense Bar
  • Board Member Emeritus, Colorado NORML
  • Chair, Colorado NORML, 7 years including during the successful effort to legalize recreational pot in Colorado
  • Media work, including episodes of Fox’s Power of Attorney, well in excess of many hundreds media interviews, appearances, articles, and podcasts, including co-hosting Time For Hemp for two years.
  • Board member, Author, and Editor for Criminal Law Articles for the Colorado Lawyer, primary publication of the Colorado Bar Assoc. 7 Years, in addition to having 2 Colorado Lawyer cover photos, and numerous articles for the Colorado Lawyer monthly publication.
  • LEAP Speaker, multi-published author, University lectures Univ. of Colorado, Boulder, Denver University Law School, Univ. of New Mexico, Las Vegas NM, and many other schools at all levels.
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